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the material contained within these pages is adult oriented (unlike the rest of the site?). If you are the type of person who takes offence easily, you might be best looking at a number of other pages in the Gear Plus site, because we pride ourselves in having a good variety of material for people to be insulted with. But why not live there's no tomorrow, click on a gag and have a good chuckle.

0472 - Bluetongue
0471 - Oral Sex Survey
0470 - Morning Sex
0469 - Offending Everyone
0468 - Headstones
 
 
0425 - Headache
0424 - Ding Dong
0423 - Holiday Suggestions
0422 - Not a Foot
0421 - Not tonight
0420 - Suicide book
0419 - Differences
0418 - Foreplay
0417 - Sunburn
0416 - Need a push
0415 - Angel Mother-in-law
0414 - Mower trade
0413 - Indian love cave
0412 - New speedos
0411 - Greek Irish culture
0410 - Minton dog
0409 - Siamese twins
0408 - Flying with the Pope
0407 - Bull breeding
0406 - 104 year old Roadie
0405 - Balance
0404 - Urologist appointment
0403 - Three little pigs
0402 - Bragging about wives
0401 - Roger the gambler
0400 - Mood ring
0399 - Hello Daddy
0398 - Girl at beach
0397 - Cork and Terrorist
0396 - Bee sting
0395 - KitKat Chunky
0394 - Fifty dollars
0393 - Knocked up
0392 - Burial at sea
0391 - Where are we
0390 - Light and hard
0389 - Nuns and beer
0388 - Knows where
0387 - Swapping
0386 - Chopped dick
0385 - Suicide pet shop
0384 - Dishes
0383 - Bus boy
0382 - Dairies
0381 - God loves blondes
0380 - Dating websites
0379 - Rubbing eyes
0378 - Blind Salesman
0377 - Food
0376 - Choosing names
0375 - Hold the lantern
0374 - Kiwi fruit growing
0373 - Guess who
0372 - School play
0371 - Church fart
0370 - Army drafting
0369 - Hooker parrots
0368 - Wine trade
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
0258 - Blonde interview
0257 - U2 Glasgow
0256 - Getting fit
0255 - Stuttering Cat
0254 - Reviving libido
0253 - Scots wedding
0252 - A fishing story
0251 - Discrimination in Class
0250 - Northern Territories Midget
0249 - Life changing decision
0248 - Blond guy
0247 - Beer before it starts
0246 - Mow the lawn
0245 - The escapee
0244 - Perfect Frank
0243 - Golf Lessons
0242 - Patent pending
0241 - Lizard drinking
0240 - coded-message
0239 - grass-sandwich
0238 - magician-and-parrot
0237 -drinking-in-saudi-arabia
0236 - Sniffer dog
0235 - Med school
0234 - Shop lifting
0233 - Blame the dog
0232 - Tongue twister
0231 - Two gay guys
0230 - Nun and Priest
0229 - Recruits
0228 - Little Tony
0227 - The film crew
0226 - Golf tips
0225 - Smart Kiwi
0224 - Reflections
0223 - Differences
0222 - Navy medical plan
0221 - Marylou
0220 - Muso Examination
0219 - Serious Car Accident
0218 - Goodbye Die
0217 - Cross Coutry Drive
0216 - Chocolate Chip Cookies
0215 - Mobile Phone Call
0214 - Touring Ireland
0213 - Extra 40 Years
0212 - 2 Week Holiday
0211-Daddy on Phone
0210-Edzachary disease
0209-Nudist Colony
0208-Connect with god
0207-beer
0206-language
0205-sons-room
0204-dancing-and-sex
0203-the hitchhiker
0202-the-hooker
0201-the-dentist
0200-the-route
0199-taxi
0198-sometimes
0197-naked-roadies
0196-holes
0195-firefighter
0194-dear-john-letter
0193-suppository in ear
0192-died-of-gonnorrhoea
0191-condom-vending
0190-old-wishes
0189-irish-gas-station
0188-lesbian-blonds
0187-on-the-curb
0186-high-cost-student
0185-senior-bus
0184-pearly-gates
0183-car-door
0182-accident-report
0181-abstain
0180-self-esteem
0179-eighty-year-old-couple
0178-mobile-library-van
0177-lonely-frog
0176-dead-cow
0175-parrot-companion
0174-smart-pills
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0171-legs-of-me-wife
0170-six-again
0169-funeral
0168-tavern
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0165-capitalism
0164-fiancee
0163-headjob-frog
0162-quotes
0161-toy-train
0160-priest-vacation
0159-hoax-warnings
0158-four-friends
0157-three-legged-chook
0156-rabbit-trappers
0155-hungry-croc
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0153-gorsky
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0150-the-pharmacy
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0146-politics
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0131-alcoholics
0130-old
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0128-perfume
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0126-having-affair
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0118-cowboy-boots
0117-ballerina
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0114-screw-you
0113-stroke-victims
0112-the-duck
0111-stepping-on-ducks
0110-hotel-bill
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0108-falling-over
0107-circle-flies
0106-own-scissors
0105-bedroom-golf
0104-blonds
0103-anything-you-want
0102-wooly-slippers
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0100-spaghetti
0099-cooking-breakfast
0098-chief-samurai
0097-golf-times
0096-old-cowboy
0095-sick-chinese
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0091-old-morris
0090-brisbane-river
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0088-new-priest
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0086-honda
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0084-the-qld-cop
0083-red-tomatoes
0082-twin-sons
0081-worms
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0077-bitch-slut
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0064-hussein-ireland-war
0063-parrots
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0061-rectal-thermometer
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0057-new-scooter
0056-happiness-explained
0055-mental-swimming
0054-religious-teaching
0053-two-widows
0052-marketing
0051-2-race-horses
0050-affair-confessional
0049-free-drinks
0048-90-year-old-bear-hunter
0047-nuclear-power
0046-hit-man
0045-hard-times
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0043-die-first
0042-tribal-penis
0041-wholesaler-sneezer
0040-indecent-exposure
0039-the-curse
0038-diagnosis-from-road-crew
0037-loss-of-appetite
0036-mood-ring
0035-young-love
0034-to-save-face
0033-depression
0032-guess-weight
0031-new-born
0030-cuckoo-clock
0029-corp-lesson
0028-bang-on-dresser
0027-crocs-lawyers
0026-new-start
0025-peanut-trick
0024-don't-interupt
0023-health-issues
0022-hair-smells
0021-anti-timber-cutting
0020-trailer-girl
0019-single-babes
0018-girls-night
0017-drunk
0016-beeping
0015-cop-shit
0014-looking-after-kids
0013-mangled-soldiers
0012-fluffy-toys
0011-money-from-audio
0010-no-ball-acoustics
0009-ann-landers
0008-maths
0007-the-door
0006-ride-home
0005-sharing-rooms
0004-ten-speed-bike
0003-nursing-home
0002-road-crew-nurse
0001-the-end
 

 
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