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Tongue twister accident
 

A guy with a black eye boarded his plane bound for Whitsunday Island and sat down in his seat.

He noticed immediately that the guy next to him also had a black eye, too.

He said to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence. We both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?"

The other guy said, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, ‘I’d like two tickets to Whitsunday Island’, I accidentally said ‘I’d like two Whickets to Titsunday Island’., so she socked me a good one."

The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, ‘Please pour me a bowl of Fruit Flakes, honey’. But I accidentally said, "You’ve ruined my life, you evil, conniving, self-centered, toad faced, fat-assed bitch."
 

 
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