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A Ballarat farmer got in his ute and drove to a neighboring farm and knocked at the door.
A young boy of about 9 years old opened the door.
'Is your Dad home?' the farmer asked. 'No, he's not, ' the boy replied. 'He went into town.'
'Well,' said the farmer, 'is your Mother here?'
'Nope, she's not here either. She went into town with Dad.'
'How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?'
'He went with Mom and Dad.'
The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.
'Is there anything I can do for you?' the boy asked politely. 'I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow one. Or maybe I could take a message for Dad.'
'Well,' said the farmer uncomfortably, 'I really wanted to talk to your Father. It's about your Brother Howard getting my daughter, Leanne, Pregnant.'
The boy paused for a moment. 'You would have to talk to Dad about that'
Then he added, 'If it helps you any, I know that Dad charges $500 for the bull and $150 for the ram, but I really don't know
how much he gets for Howard.'
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