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Siamese twins walk (sidle?) into a pub in Melbourne and park themselves on a bar stool.
One of them says to the barman, 'Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip.
I'm John, he's Jim. Two Carlton Drafts please'.
The barman, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers.
'Been on holiday yet, lads?'
'Off to France next month,' says John. 'We go to France every year and hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?'
Jim agrees.
'Ah, France!' says the barman. 'Wonderful country, the history, the beer, the culture.'
'Nah, we don't like that French crap,' says John. 'Hamburgers & Victorian beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the French - they're so bloody arrogant and rude.'
'So why keep going to France ?' asks the barman.
'It's the only chance Jim gets to drive.'
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