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How to speak New Zealand
 

Probably best to say out loud for full effect!

  • Milburn - capital of Victoria
  • Peck - to fill a suitcase
  • Pissed aside - chemical which kills insects
  • Pigs - for hanging out washing with
  • Pump - to act as agent for prostitute
  • Pug - large animal with a curly tail
  • Nin tin dough - computer game
  • Munner stroney - soup
  • Min - male of the species
  • Mess Kara - eye makeup
  • McKennock - person who fixes cars
  • Mere - Mayor
  • Leather - foam produced from soap
  • Lift - departed
  • Kiri Pecker - famous Australian businessman
  • Kittle crusps - potato chips
  • Ken's - Cairns
  • Jumbo - pet name for someone called Jim
  • Jungle Bills - Christmas carol
  • Inner me - enemy
  • Guess - vapour
  • Fush - marine creatures
  • Fitter cheney - type of pasta
  • Ever cardeau - avocado
  • Fear hear - blonde
  • Ear - mix of nitrogen and oxygen
  • Ear roebucks - exercise at the gym
  • Duffy cult - not easy
  • Amejen - visualise
  • Day old chuck - very young poultry
  • Bug hut - popular recording
  • Bun button - been bitten by insect
  • Beard - a place to sleep
  • Sucks Peck - Half a dozen beers
  • Ear New Zulland - an extinct airline
  • Beers - large savage animals found in U.S. forests
  • Veerjun - mythical New Zealand maiden
  • One Doze - well known computer program
  • Brudge - structure spanning a stream
  • Sex - one less than sivven
  • Tin - one more than nine
  • Iggs Ecktly - Precisely
  • Earplane - large flying machine
  • Beggage Chucken - place to leave your suitcase at the earport
  • Sivven Sucks Sivven - large Boeing aircraft
  • Sivven Four Sivven - larger Boeing aircraft
  • Cuds - children
  • Pits - domestic animals
  • Cuttin - baby cat
  • Munce - usually served on toast
 

 
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