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Fat Technicians
March 2004
 

We hate fat technicians. They sit around on stools all day mostly cracking gags and making light of any situation. At morning tea they will quite often have large cream buns or donuts. It makes you want to rush up and slap the things out of their hands. These fat bastards/bitches don't even know they are overweight. They take it all in their stride and carry on as if the world is OK. They solder away methodically (boringly) fixing equipment and making systems work. They are the scourge of the industry.

Why the hell can't these fat technicians become more like the irritable skinny pricks that wiz around all day in some panic stricken frenzy, doped up on too much soft drink or coffee? Why can't they spin around the room, barking out instructions as if life itself depended on them? Why can't they enjoy stopping every time they pass something reflective? Why can't fat technicians enjoy nibbling on a piece of celery as if they were a blind rabbit at a banquet? Why can't they miss most gags and if they do crank the odd one out, why can't it be the most crass thing ever said to young secretary in her first year of employment? Why can't fat technicians be normal?
 

 
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